Albert Chan

Today my coworker said a few things to me that had absolutely nothing to do with the internet.

1. "See this scratch on my hand?"
"Yeah..."
"That's from a thorn in my cock."

2. "Look at these sweatglands on my forehead. They be dripping like they're horny or something."

3. "Sometimes you come at me with this crazy shit and i know you can be serious. But you is. That's why i smoke menthols without the filter."

yup.