I'm legitimately surprised kids are still down on this. I figured they'd all moved on to "i still have all my piercings, and i'm wearing cut-off jean shorts... but i'm still tough because i have a buzzed head and a camo hat."

i'm not calling bullshit on cut-off jean shorts, mind you. just saying they're not tough.

Well, i'm willing to bet that about 89% of the people wearing cut-off jean shorts in the 'Stro could bench-press me, but that's another issue.